Napalm Riot

....it's more likely than you think!

"Reports have been circulating across the Net that Peekaboo Pole Dancing -- a company that produces home pole-dancing kits endorsed by Carmen Electra -- is looking for a partner to help license their concept to create a pole-dancing fitness game for the Wii. This makes a certain amount of sense. Wii Fit is already way too hard to take seriously as a piece of exercise equipment, and pole dancing is already way too hard to take seriously as an exercise routine. This, therefore, would conveniently combine both into a single completely ludicrous fitness regiment."

- 1up.com (Full Story: http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3167619)


This scares me, and even though the guys at 1up were just joking about some of what they said, it'll still be creepy to see people of all ages trying to pole-dance with a Wii in their living rooms.